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Gay Frank Visits the Doctor

NOTE: If you are sensitive to homosexual-natured jokes, do not read further.

Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

Frank is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Frank asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it will teach you what your ass is for."

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